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kkbabycakes:

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Omg

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

Brace Yourself? EmBRACE It?

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methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via sirisexual)

6 hours ago

redreadspjo:

percy “i should have been scared, but instead i was just kinda offended” jackson

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9 hours ago

illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

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